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Posted on May 28, 2013 in Dear Diary | 29 comments

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

So remember when I was going through my list of all the crrrrrazy changes that have been going on in my life? You know, stuff like my beautiful niece being born, my super cool big bro getting married, and everything in between? Well, I kinda left one thing out, and it’s actually one of the biggest changes of them all (at least, with regard to affecting me specifically).

See, about a month ago, I started a new job.

And while I’m hesitant to actually say (type?) the words “perfect job” for fear of the karmic retribution for my humblebraggery… that’s kind of what it is. Perfect for me, at any rate. And I think if you just take what you know about me, and lay that against the main functions of this job, you’ll probably agree with me.

Taken straight from the job description:

About you

  • Lives to write; writes to live. You know who you are… pencils down!
  • Has a fire in the belly. Walks through walls. Takes no prisoners. In a word: driven. Even when no one is watching. Especially then.
  • Social connector. You are the hub of your social world. You know everyone. Everyone knows you. The fun one. Diplomatic, too.
  • You reside in Northern Virginia and consider yourself a local expert.

About the job

  • Writing. Write locally compelling newsletters weekly and inspiring reviews daily, as well as persuasive pitches to venue owners and marketing partners.
  • Event planning. Conceptualize, negotiate, plan and execute cool, fun and buzz-worthy (big wow factor!) events/parties.
  • Marketing outreach. Connect with the right local organizations, barter weekly newsletter sponsorships for promotion.
  • Socializing and adventuring. Meet up with folks. Attend civic events. See and be seen. In the scene. Always on.
  • Communication. Be accountable with stellar communication to your peers and those who support you at HQ.

See?!? I mean, granted, some of these points might be bordering on the “toot your own horn” category (I’m pretty sure not everyone knows me), but you see where I’m coming from, right? Let’s line up the pieces:

  • Writing: Even if this blog weren’t enough proof (and in case I hadn’t mentioned it for the 86,000th time), did you know I wrote a book?
  • Event planning: Cue my last two themed birthday parties.
  • Social connections: What, you don’t follow my inane blatherings about food and the Vampire Diaries on Twitter yet?
  • And the cherry on top of this epic life sundae, Northern Virginia: If you guys should learn anything about me, it’s that I am weirdly obsessed with Northern VA. As in, people really do think I’m weird for loving it so much. My own family included.

So what is this magical, splendiforous new company I work for, you ask? Well, here’s a hint:

Adorable schnauzer faces too distracting? Let’s see that from another angle:

You are talking to the brand spankin’ new Northern VA Community Manager for Yelp.com!

Excuse me while I squee a little over that… again. πŸ™‚

So! That’s the big announcement, one which I have literally been BURSTING at the seams to tell you all about! It’s also the reason why blogging has come to a sad slowdown over the past few weeks, since I have been seriously wrapped up in this new job, and couldn’t even tell you guys about it! Well, the cat’s officially out of the bag now, and I couldn’t be more thrilled!

I am officially the person spearheading everything hot, fresh, and local in Northern VA! It’s a work from home position (wheeee!) that allows me to traverse all across the 703/571, spreading Yelpy cheer far and wide! I get to throw awesome events for local yelpers and the Northern VA Yelp Elite Squad, write the Weekly Yelp newsletter, man the @YelpNoVA Twitter and Yelp NoVA Facebook pages, and, best of all, continue doing what I love best: Write about (and take pictures of) my life… especially all the epic food in it!

So what does this mean for you, my lovely readers? Well, I promise you that I will remain my good old schnauzer-obsessed, Harry Potter-lovin’, ukulele-crooning self. Only, now that it’s officially announced and whatnot, I can finally start blogging about the things I do in relation to my new position (without being sketchy about it, like my ubervague post about the South Moon Under event I attended, hahaha).

In terms of the blog, this means you’ll start seeing a lot more of the usual stuff again — restaurant recaps, recipes, life stories, sad attempts at fitness, even sadder attempts at fashion, and photo smorgasbords — as well as lots of new content, too! I think it’ll prove especially interesting as I (attempt to) navigate through what this new position will have on the whole semi-healthy living blogger thing I’ve got going. It’ll definitely be a challenge having food on the brain 24/7 (as opposed to how it was before, with me only thinking about it, like, 19 hours a day), and it poses some interesting questions.

Like, how will this job affect my healthy living efforts? (DUM DUM DUM!) Will it undo everything I’ve worked for over the past few years? (Ha, probably.) Will it provide me with new ways to balance out my life now that I’m not chained to a 9-5 anymore? (Hopefully!) Your guess is as good as mine! One thing’s for sure: I will definitely be reporting on the trials, tribulations, and good times that come out of this new adventure. This is as new and uncharted for me as it is for you, and personally, I can’t WAIT to see what happens.

Thanks for sticking around to watch things unfold! You can bet your sweet bippy that I’ll be expecting a friend request if you’re on Yelp, and while you’re over there, feel free to check out the official announcement of my Community Manager-ness!

Wellps, guess there’s nothing to do but play myself off now… See you on Yelp!

PS: If this sort of thing sounds like it might be right up your alley too, Yelp is still hiring Community Managers across the country — and the globe! See if there’s an opening in your area here!

29 Comments

  1. LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE.

    (And a quick dislike for my poor timing in moving away from NOVA. I had a dream last night that we got stationed at Fort Myer, and the first thing I did was get a cheese plate at Screwtop. The second thing I did was freak out about trying to find an apartment near Fort Myer that comes with two parking spaces.)

  2. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! That sounds so awesome!!! So happy for you!

  3. As an active Philly Yelper I want to say congrats! I know you will be great at this position πŸ™‚

  4. Woo hoo!! Congrats Gretchen!! Could there be a better position for you?! I love Yelp and love Yelp Elite events here in Tampa. Now I have yet another reason to look forward to your blog. πŸ™‚

  5. So cool! CONGRATS! πŸ™‚

  6. Gretchen, you are awesome!

  7. Congratulations!! This is well-deserved!! Can’t wait to see what else you come up with πŸ™‚

  8. I could not envision a better job for you! Congratulations! It sounds like sooooooo much fun!

  9. Oh my goodness I am so excited for you! What am awesome opportunity!

  10. I know I already said congrats on Twitter, but this is seriously awesome! I can’t wait to hear all that you do for No. VA! As a huge user and supporter of Yelp, I am so happy for you.

  11. Congratulations! I LOVE Yelp!

  12. Woot! Congrats! This is the perfect job for you. πŸ™‚ I love being a part of Yelp Elite and I know that the Community Managers do a ton of work. Good luck!

  13. I already told you this in person, but – CONGRATS! So thrilled for you!

    Also, I better be invited to lots of cool Yelp events now. Right? πŸ˜‰

  14. CONGRATULATIONS!!! This job seems right up your alley. I’ve only been Yelp Elite here in Madison for a couple of months, but our community manager seems like he loves his job and I hope you love it too!

  15. I’m so proud of you. πŸ™‚ xoxoxo

  16. Congrats on the job! I actually met my boyfriend (4+ years we’ve been together now) on Yelp here in Chicago. And our CMs have travelled all over the world and one is now living and working in London for Yelp! It is definitely a wonderful job that can take you places!
    Congrats again!
    Nina

  17. I’m a Yelp eliter in Michigan who is moving to Alexandria, VA in a few months… happy to see Yelp in good hands in my new area! And also happy to get some restaurant ideas and reviews before moving out there!

  18. So proud of and happy for you. I am trying to transition into dream job so I know how rewarding it can feel. Best of luck!

  19. Ahhh!!! This is so exciting and I am thrilled for you!!!! The job description really does sound perfect for you! CONGRATS!!!!

  20. Way to go, Gretchen! You’re a natural for social marketing like this. Best of luck to you.

  21. Congratulations, Gretchen!! Totally the perfect job for you πŸ™‚

  22. that is the coolest job ever. you should figure out how to get me that job for Iowa. πŸ˜‰

  23. So I got an invite to a yelp party, and saw that it was thrown by you, and your profile led me here! I feel like a total stalker, lol, but what a cool job! Love the blog, love the hair, hopefully I will get to meet you around NoVA sometime πŸ™‚

    • Hi Sarah! Thanks so much! Hope you come to the party at Torpedo Factory on 6/13 and I can meet you there!!

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